10 anecdotes about stress

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is stress.

1.

Studies have shown that if a woman sleeps for a long time, then blood pressure stabilizes, mood improves and the risk of cardiovascular diseases in her husband decreases.

2.

- You wrote in your resume that you have extensive experience in stressful conditions, resistance to force majeure, professional skills of getting out of critical situations. What field?

- Chelyabinsk.

3.

Do you know what stress is? In my childhood, if you missed a cartoon on TV, you just missed it. Forever.

4.

Corporate is when you are invited to relieve stress by the very people you are experiencing it.

5.

In order not to expose the body to stress, it is necessary to count proteins, fats and that all freaks.

6.

Why can't nerve cells be replaced with calm cells?

7.

In stressful situations, I can iron more than 15 kilometers of kitten a day!

8.

I've been twitching lately, nervous. Maybe it's because I drink shit? Today I will try a soothing lotion after shaving.

9.

Scientists have shown that a woman is most stressed when she is called a woman.

10.

- I want to warn you, our attraction is not for the faint of heart.

- I'm very nervous.

- Then come in!

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.