10 jokes to friday the 13th

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is Friday the 13th.

1.

Why do I never have a birthday on Friday the thirteenth!

- Because you were born on July 25th, son!

2.

On Monday, I always feel like Robinson Crusoe. I really miss Friday.

3.

It's a good thing it's Friday, not tomorrow like yesterday.

4.

There's a strong wind on Friday. I'm afraid I'll be carried away again!

5.

Friday the 13th is a great day. If something bad happens, there is something to blame.

6.

The greatest satisfaction a person gets from his work on Friday afternoon.

7.

- What could be worse than Friday the 13th?

- Monday.

- the 13th?

- Anybody.

8.

Thursday is almost Friday! Remember that on Wednesday.

9.

We are all Friday and Monday phobic by nature.

10.

- What time will you be home?

- It’s time to remember that I come home on Fridays!

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.