10 jokes about banks

Today, the topic of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is banks.

1.

Bank employees read their children good credit stories at night.

2.

- Hey, what's up?

A strange slogan from your bank

3.

What do bank tellers eat? Cabbage cutlets.

4.

The bank burst yesterday. The shock wave of the director of the bank threw back to the Canaries.

5.

Bankers do not like customers who have overdue loan payments. They don’t like people who don’t borrow from them!

6.

Modern bankers think that they invented cashback, but everyone who rented bottles has known it for a long time.

7.

- Is your bank lending?

- Sure! Not everyone.

- Everyone doesn't have to, just me.

8.

You don't understand these bankers! First, they send an SMS “Take the money!”, and as soon as you take the money, they begin to call: “Give the money!”. We would have decided..

9.

If you believe the Russian advertising, the best in the banking sector understand actors, athletes and stars of show business.

10.

If you save 5% on each paycheck, at the end of the year you will be surprised at how little money you have saved.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.