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10 jokes about basketball

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is basketball

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10 jokes about basketball

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is basketball.

1.

Shortly about the long. Basketball resume.

2.

Chelyabinsk basketball players are so harsh that they play bowling balls.

3.

Since Lena fell in love with the basketball player, she began to think about high.

4.

He was hired to play basketball as a goalkeeper.

5.

If someone plays a soccer ball on a volleyball court in basketball, then the case most likely takes place in Russia.

6.

Our hockey players won a basketball training match against our players.

7.

The guy brags to his friends:

- I gave my girlfriend a ring! Basketball. Let him jump for joy.

8.

The highest relationship is in basketball.

9.

The basketball player didn't get in the ring. There's never been one in the registry office.

10.

Why did you decide to go to the basketball section?

- My friend is getting married soon, and I have to learn how to catch a bouquet.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.

Source: Московский комсомолец ↗

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