10 jokes about billiards

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is billiards.

1.

In bed, the wife of a lover after talking on the phone:

- My husband called. Said he'd be late because he was playing pool with you.

2.

My husband returns from a love date at four in the morning. He stopped at the door, rubbed the white wall with his hand, anointed his forehead, jacket, pants.

My wife opens.

I met my first love yesterday and I couldn’t help it.

- Okay, stop lying. Playing pool all night again?

3.

Administrator approaches a lonely billiards client:

- How are you?

- I've been rolling balls for an hour and I can't score anything.

- It's a tennis table.

4.

- Did you teach your wife how to play pool?

- There are two players in your family, isn’t it?

- Oh, come on! Last night, I paid her half my salary!

5.

Honey, it turns out: cue and beer are synonymous!

- What makes you think, dear?

- So they both give balls..

6.

I used to lead a very active life, playing tennis, football, billiards,

he played chess and participated in auto racing. But it ended when

they shut down the Internet.

7.

It is easy to understand women's logic - just learn to play billiards with cubes.

8.

Girl, let's play billiards with you!

- No, I can't, but if you want, I can bend over nicely at the pool table.

9.

Machines already play chess better than humans. Soon they will be better than him at football, pool and tennis. And that's right, let them play

the man has to work!

10.

At the championship of the CIS countries in billiards, a Kazakhstani athlete won, scoring four balls each time. Other participants soon also plan to change the cue for pitchforks.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.