10 anecdotes about the alarm

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is an alarm clock.

1.

Did you know that if you set your alarm not at 07:00, but at 07:04, then by the end of the month you will have accumulated as much as 2 hours of sleep.

2.

Little tricks. You better sleep if you set the alarm not at 06:00, but, for example, on the staircase in the entrance.

3.

There are many terrible things in the world. One of them is a Saturday morning alarm clock, which I forgot to turn off on Friday.

4.

And the prince kissed the sleeping princess. The princess woke up, hung the prince's head, changed the alarm clock for another two hours and went to sleep.

5.

“Conductor syndrome” is a mental illness in conductors. The woman begins to wake the family an hour before the alarm clock, threatening to lock the toilet.

6.

Sometimes the alarm clock helps to wake up, but most often interferes with sleep.

7.

- Get up. The alarm is ringing.

- Tell me I'll call you back.

8.

Want a new feeling from life? Change the tune on the alarm clock.

9.

A hungry cat is the best alarm clock.

10.

All my life is theater, so I don’t get up until after the third alarm clock rings.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.