10 jokes about miracles

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is miracles.

1.

In the operating manual for the washing machine won on the Field of Wonders, there are only two words: "Spin the drum.".

2.

Sometimes you wait years for a miracle. And here it comes, feathered.

3.

On the quiz “Field of miracles” Rosalind Sigismundovna so strongly twisted the drum that the jar with ops opened the first three letters.

4.

The wonders of greed. In Chelyabinsk, a woman was found giving birth to only her second children.

5.

Every year on December 31, Petrovich, continuing to believe in a miracle as in a movie, went with friends to the bathhouse, got drunk there, and each time, instead of Leningrad, he woke up in the prison.

6.

Wonder pan! Uranium pan with Teflon coating now fries not only without oil, but also without fire!

7.

It's annoying when they list the wonders of the world and don't call me.

8.

Why expect a miracle from life – wonder yourself!

9.

Do you know why women’s day is the 8th? Women are the eighth wonder of the world.

10.

- Why is the Great Wall included in the Seven Wonders of the World?

- Because it's the only Chinese-made product that doesn't fall apart in less than a month.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.