10 jokes about hobbies

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is a hobby.

1.

I don't understand why you have to pay for a taxi. It's a hobby for taxi drivers.

2.

- Do you have a hobby?

- Yes, but my wife asks me to code...

3.

Previously, it was much easier to monetize your hobby – glass containers were on every corner!

4.

Behind every successful teacher should be a man who pays for her hobby.

5.

The best job is a highly paid hobby.

6.

For some, sport is a profession, for others a hobby. For some, it’s just a TV channel.

7.

A conversation on a desert island:

- If we get out of here, I think I'll give up my favorite hobby!

- What's your hobby?

- Sailing on a yacht...

8.

I have a great hobby: I put things off for later.

9.

- What's your hobby?

- Food.

- Cooking?

- Eat 10.

10.

- Let me know what your hobby is?

- Psychiatry.

- Consulting?

- No, why? I'm crazy.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.