10 jokes about soap operas

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is soap operas.

1.

In the 90s, if you miss a series of your favorite series, you just miss a series of your favorite series. Forever.

2.

I'm trying to figure out where are those rich mother-in-laws in TV shows who say, "I'll give you $1,000,000, just stay away from my son?"?

3.

The series taught me never to lie, or you'll burn yourself in season seven.

4.

Behind every modern Russian woman is a Brazilian TV series she watched with her grandmother as a child on TV.

5.

Why don't men watch football at home on TV and go to the stadium? We don't go to Mexico to watch TV shows!

6.

- Mom, did the USSR also shoot TV series?

- No, Budulai, of course not.

7.

The plot of the series. He gets into an accident and loses his memory. But the girl does not abandon him and does everything to make him remember what she was offended by.

8.

Actors are required for a Brazilian TV series. The first five years are a probationary period.

9.

As a child, I really liked Killing Power. I was so impressed by the series about the adventures of brave operas that even then I realized what I wanted to do in adulthood - watch TV series.

10.

- You only have TV shows on your mind. I'm leaving!

- But we've been together for five seasons!

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.