10 jokes about cucumbers

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is cucumbers.

1.

Cases of biting cucumbers have become more frequent in Podolsk stores.

2.

Why is foreign pineapples cheaper than domestic cucumbers in a sovereign economy?

3.

- Are the cucumbers fresh?

- Of course, they raised the price this morning.

4.

Cucumbers in panic:

- We need to get out of the banks now, or we're going to be dead soon!

5.

The cucumber is a plant of the diner family.

6.

I have to tell you, when it comes to pickles, I'm a conservative.

7.

If you find a cucumber salad in bed, it’s not necessarily breakfast. It could be the wife's face.

8.

In Russia, the use of children’s hands in catching pickles from a jar is still ongoing.

9.

- Don't you find that a cucumber mask helps improve my appearance?

- Of course, honey, I just don't understand why you're filming it?

10.

- Why did you stop growing cucumbers in your cottage?

- Yes, they are worse than shops - unsalted and without cans ..

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.