10 hunting anecdotes

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is hunting.

1.

To escape from a bear, it is not necessary to run faster than a bear – it is enough to run faster than your companion.

2.

- What does an experienced bear hunter do first?

- The first thing he does is let the inexperienced one ahead.

3.

Hunting rifle allowed you to buy meat, but still did not need to take it to the grocery store.

4.

- Where are you aiming at a hare?? I can't cook a rabbit. Shoot the potatoes!

5.

A very lazy, well-mannered dog brings only his deep apologies to the owner on the hunt.

6.

Comrade hunters! How do you know the direction of the wind?

7.

When the pet store ran out of rabbits, local hunters began to bring home hamsters.

8.

One hunter says to another:

- You know, I have a strange dog. When I shoot, she falls to the ground and rolls with laughter!

- What does she do if you get hit?

- I have no idea, I've only had it for three years.

9.

Reserves are a place where only big bosses can hunt.

10.

Until the lion learns to write, all stories will be won by the hunter.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.