10 jokes about the oratory

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is oratory.

1.

The Circus Conference announces:

- And now the new lethal number is the wobbly acrobats on barbed wire.

2.

The director of the circus, looking at the performance of a drunken juggler-equilibrist, said that to perform after him a clown is only to shame.

3.

I watched an expert on TV. It turns out that global cooling is a sign of global warming!

4.

The women's curling team held demonstrations - washed all the floors at the winter stadium.

5.

In Odessa circus came with a tour of the famous magician and magician. At the first performance, he with bewilderment extracted from the audience’s pocket not a pigeon, but his own wallet.

6.

It was only after watching Jen Psaki perform on TV that the geography teacher realized that her students were not as hopeless as they seemed at first glance.

7.

Squabbling with his wife resembles a performance at a concert: begins with new material, and ends with the best hits.

8.

The foreign Minister of the DPRK called the speech trump dog barking. And licked.

9.

Yuri Kuklachev was late for his own performance, playing with a bow.

10.

A child watches an opera singer perform and says:

- When we are in the garden, we are cursed...

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.