10 jokes about the piano and piano
Today the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” – piano and piano
Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is a piano and a piano.
1.
The intelligent family will sell two pianos and one piano. They're in the hallway.
2.
If you want your child to become a musician, choose a violin rather than a piano, as the violin is easier to bring into the underpass.
3.
- I'm a woman, not a dishwasher!
- I'm a man, not a piano!
- What? What are you saying?!
- Well, I thought it was a game.
4.
He who laments a suitcase without a handle did not carry a piano on his belts.
5.
Why did you start playing the piano?
- And my violin was falling beer!
6.
- Why did you make your daughter play the flute instead of the piano?
- Because when she plays the flute, she doesn't sing.
7.
If your piano has all the keys black, try to lift the lid.
8.
- We need to call the tuner.
- What about the piano?
- The salt's gone.
- How many times have I told you not to turn a piano into a dining table!
9.
Sitting down, playing the piano. Dad comes in
- Get off the piano! I'll see you again, take that guitar!
10.
According to porters, the violin and flute sound much more interesting than the piano.
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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.
