10 jokes about beer

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is beer.

1.

I am very afraid to upset the barista with my mispronunciation of the name of coffee, so I always order a beer.

2.

At the beer stall, two men are about to drink. Another one fits them:

- You guys want third?

- How did you find out about our company?

3.

At the next game, "What?" Where? When the question “When was beer invented?” won the answer “In the morning.”.

4.

Money should be spent on impressions, not things! So I bought an impressive amount of beer.

5.

Beer has half as much sugar as juice. How do you like healthy eating?

6.

- In Scotland, you won't be sold a local beer until you bring an empty bottle.

Well, where do I get my first beer?

7.

The stall gave a bottle of beer in debt, because last time I returned two rubles, which I promised to bring. This is what a good credit history means.

8.

- Pull yourself together.

- I can't, they have beer.

9.

Getting old is when you're going to have a couple of beers and, man, have a couple of beers.

10.

Waiter! Beer!

- Like a beer? After vodka?

- Remember, boy, not after vodka, but before champagne!

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.