10 jokes about romance

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is romance.

1.

Do you want to meet interesting people every day, visit unfamiliar places, learn the taste of real romance, sleeping outdoors? Get drunk!

2.

Romantic is when at minus 30 early in the morning you get on the bus not from the side where the stove is, but from the side where the dawn is.

3.

I ordered it from my favorite table. I think we'll have a great time collecting it.

4.

He was so glad that he had a mistress that he could not resist telling his wife.

5.

He called the astronomer a “sunshine,” and she was offended and said that the world was full of brighter stars and that I was with her only because she was closer than others.

6.

Men, remember: if a girl says "I'm a little bit," it's a little "yes.".

7.

If you love, then such a woman that with her it was not ashamed to catch the eye of his wife.

8.

They say that opposites converge. But then why can't I get along with some smart and beautiful woman?

9.

- I know it's stupid that I'm rushing things because we've only been dating for a week. But can we break up?

10.

Being a girl is fighting a war, winning, sometimes losing, and your opponent doesn’t even know you’re fighting.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.