10 jokes about scandals

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is scandals.

1.

Scandal in the capital's school: a student touched a cleaner for a floor cloth.

2.

The grandmother, who learned to use the Internet, made a scandal in the electronic queue to the therapist.

3.

A doping scandal erupted at the Mathematics Olympiad.

4.

We women easily make an elephant out of a fly, a scandal out of a trifle, and a beloved man out of an asshole! Wizards!

5.

In Ukhryupin secondary school No. 16, a huge scandal broke out. It turned out that the laborer, the caretaker and the guard are the same person, only at different stages of alcohol intoxication.

6.

- I'm terribly worried about my husband.

- What is it?

- In the morning he went to his mistress, and in the middle of the day she called and made a scandal, why he is still absent.

7.

Female logic is a strange subject – there is already a scandal, but there is no reason yet.

8.

Scandal in the hospital: the patient fell asleep without waiting for sleeping pills.

9.

I went to the store today. Guys, all the shelves and cabinets are empty! No cereal, no milk, no sugar! Made a scandal... Kicked out! Turns out it's furniture.

10.

The scandal ended the art competition in Paris. The picture, recognized as the best, turned out to be an evacuation plan in a fire.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.