10 jokes about social networks

Today, the topic of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is social networks.

1.

The guppy fish forgets information in four minutes. A blogger who has never seen a guppy fish, but talks about it on social media.

2.

With the onset of summer, the number of experts in social networks decreased dramatically – they were taken to their grandmothers in the village.

3.

If your boyfriend doesn't advertise your relationship on social media, it's not just your boyfriend.

4.

One girl forgot to post a photo of her vacation on social media – that’s it! I didn't even go!

5.

From today, there is a ban on mat in social networks. I'm outraged by this, but now I can't describe how much.

6.

And then we got drunk and liked each other all night.

7.

In 1985, I was riding a bike, fell and broke my knee. I’m only writing about it now, because there were no social networks.

8.

A great summer is not when photos are on the social network, but when they are hidden in hidden folders far, far away on the computer.

9.

Now the most important thing is to get good on photos in social networks. The rest slowly became secondary.

10.

The most frightening phrase on social networks after the party: "Your friend marked you in the photo.".

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.