10 jokes about strange patterns

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is strange patterns.

1.

The next line always moves faster. Even if you choose the shortest-looking one, the next one will still accelerate.

2.

The more important a file is, the higher the chance of accidentally deleting or not saving it.

3.

If you can forget something at home, you will forget it.

4.

Your phone will run out when you need it urgently. And the indicator a minute ago cheerfully showed 15%.

5.

The best is at the bottom of the bag.

6.

You just have to think, “Yes, there is work for five minutes” – and the matter will stretch for half a day.

7.

The work fills all the time allocated to it. Even a simple letter can be written for three days if you have three days.

8.

20% of your stuff makes up 80% of your life, and the other 80% of your stuff just takes up space and requires cleaning.

9.

As soon as you start doing some work, there is another one that needs to be done sooner.

10.

If you are already fishing today, know that the fish was caught yesterday and will be caught tomorrow.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.