7 jokes about piercing

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is piercing.

1.

- Why are women with lip piercings attractive?

- It's easier to lock their mouths.

2.

A girl with a piercing, swimming in the river, caught a perch on the navel.

3.

Wife to husband:

- You and I should have scolded our daughter for the piercing. Now that she has a ring in her nose, getting her to school is a lot easier.

4.

I grew up in a time when the piercing of the nose, tongue and navel was fashionable only in Africa.

5.

Frost proved convincingly: piercing is not for the Russian winter.

6.

One girl who had a lot of piercings once took it off. And her mom started pouring pasta through her.

7.

- Why are women with lip piercings attractive?

- It's easier to lock their mouths.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.