7 anecdotes about rotten

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is rowan.

1.

Everyone has the right to insist on their own. Personally, I insist on the ash.

2.

From the ash on cognac in the eyes ripples, from brandy can be brandy, vodka leads far, and drinking wine has to apologize.

3.

- Rose, you are not a mountaineer to insist on cognac. Drink port and don't show off.

4.

Hello! Is it insurance?

- Yes, hello! What are you interested in?

- Do you have fire insurance?

- Of course.

- Even if the mountain bonfires burn? Or, say, promises?

I hate the third of September.

- Do you insure against loneliness? And breakups? Hello? Hello!

5.

Today, from our informative video, you will learn what to do, having cognac and ash.

6.

Rosa Markovna was fond of yoga, meditation, and self-hypnosis, but was convinced that in comparison with the tincture on the ash, this is all sheer nonsense.

7.

Notice how difficult, almost impossible it is to assemble a quality company for branded cognac. Someone will come with a tincture on the ash.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.