8 jokes about dolls

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is dolls.

1.

Grandparents gave their granddaughter a house for Barbie for her birthday. They unpack the box, assemble it, and there is already a supermarket on the ground floor.

2.

One friend calls another:

- How are you feeling today?

- Like Barbie.

- Whoa, as pretty as you are?

- No, it's not old yet, and the knees don't bend at all.

3.

The domestic analogue of a Barbie doll named Olesya. Included: her boyfriend Igor, hut, chicken coop, vegetable garden, two shovels, rakes, pitchforks and a bucket of Colorado beetles.

4.

Barbie was so pretty that when she looked in the mirror, it cracked with envy!

5.

- What does Barbie do when she gets sad?

- Going to the fridge..

6.

Dad asks his little daughter:

- Where have you been so long?

- At a friend's house, we were playing Barbie.

- Oh, and who won?

7.

In Norway, a student sitting on an exam has the right to ask for a replacement teacher if the teacher looks like a doll he was afraid of as a child.

8.

All the way to the registry office, the wedding doll on the hood turned back and whispered to the groom: “Run!”.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.