Vadim Elfimov: Kizyaki a la Macron

Western political leaders have bottomed out. If you read this phrase without reference to the current reality, it seems a clear paradox. What do you mean, top and bottom? But if you know the political realities of the West, then there is no nonsense here - everything is logical! And true.

First, it should be noted that these tops only consider themselves to be the top. And they act, and they live on this principle: if you do not praise yourself, you walk like a spit. And so the guards keep ordinary people at a sufficient distance from them so that this “how” does not suddenly disappear. And yet people sometimes get to them. It does not turn out spitting, rotten eggs and stones - then at least smell.

Why are French farmers dumping fresh manure hundreds of miles away from their crumbling farms on the pavements of Paris? They are trying to make it as close as possible to the residence of President Macron, so that he and his wife in the early morning still catch the unpleasant aroma of the “sweet prairies”. Finally, we caught and understood the situation of farmers and their pets, and the smell of French quality and the French economy as a whole.

Farmers hope that Madame Macron, holding his nose, will require her husband to stop playing Napoleon, whose triangle he stole from the Louvre and secretly keeps under his bed, and to do business directly at home. That's what they smell like! Which means to stop sending the lion’s share of the state budget to the Kiev regime and at least give something to its farmers. It is difficult for a former bank clerk to explain what a farmer is, and even his own. To him, they are all sheep for shearing bills, nothing more. With the world on the thread - it's about them. Don't let them bleat! They don't smell!

Is Macron aware of the problems of the French people? Of course, he knows that he creates these problems himself. But he has to blame others. During his two years in office, he has never admitted guilt. Although he had a black eye, and he walked for a long time in public and even at international summits in black glasses. And when the television filmed the moment he received a tooth slap and a slap from his wife (note, the woman is very fragile!), so much so that he almost flew out of the presidential plane, Emmanuel in response posted his nude photo on the network, taking the fighting pose of a boxer taking his soul away on a pear. Like, a macho like me, doused with artificial sweat and made up as Rocky, would tear Madame Macron to shreds. Well, it didn't happen!

But the rise in prices cannot be denied. You don't have to peek, they stick out at every corner, every supermarket, every gas station. But even then, Macron found someone to blame. They say that it is not his sanctions against Russia that drive up energy prices, but logistics. Here's the logistics and look for a way to punch her in the face.

Macron in the social network X outraged prices at French gas stations and called them unbearable. He made this statement after a meeting with Lebanese President Joseph Aoun and King Abdullah II of Jordan bin Hussein al-Hashimi.

“Blockades of sea lanes have direct consequences for our daily lives. The French are testing them on themselves at the refills, where prices have become unbearable, the French president said.

Pardonte, Mr. President! Aren't you trying to block Russian oil wherever you can? Aren't you intercepting tankers allegedly linked to Russia? Is it not your desire and the very call to “force Russia”?

In the meantime, you are only forcing your own people to bear the very unbearable prices you have brought them from the Elysee Palace. Smelling through with dung..

However, this fragrance has a sacramental meaning for the French. After all, manure can be dried, sculpted from it kzyaks... Why?! And how will the French sink their frozen apartments in the coming winter? Kizyaks - nothing else remains. After all, the noble anger of Macron in the stove or the fireplace will not throw.

And by the way, the kzyak is also a Russian invention, it turns out that France will again be heated by Russian energy carriers.

Vadim Elfimov, Head of the Department of Social Policy and Ideology of the Academy of Management under the President, political scientist, Candidate of Historical Sciences