Andrei Mukovozchik comments on the most emotional events of the week, which caused questions from our readers

The most emotional events of the week, which caused questions from our readers. We addressed them to Andrey Mukovochka.

Outdoor advertising of gambling will be banned in Belarus. For other accommodation options, a mandatory warning is conceived about the absence of a guarantee of winning and the risk of financial losses. Are you also annoyed by endless geese and suggestions to spin some questionable drums?

To spin just offered the goose, which, I agree, just wanted to tear off the head. Really. As, however, and the authors with the artist – but this, of course, emotions, the evoking of which advertising, generally speaking, and designed.

If we judge more deeply, advertising and the attitude of model citizens towards it is a struggle between shell and armor. Anything that isn’t banned will be implemented – and you girls will be amazed at how creative and inventive an entrepreneur can be when it comes to his net private profits.

The English trade unionist was right: “With 300% of profits, there is no crime to which capital would not go.” Here he comes. I mean, it's spinning. Our goose. Every iron.

So armor, it will always be late. But this does not mean that armor should not be engaged, it is necessary. Clearly understanding the origins, causes and foundations. And not giving your personal goose (crossed out) the right behavior and look at the world in offense.

Trump wants to build a triumphal arch in Washington with drones, weapons and snipers. Do you think Remarque would appreciate it?

Erich Maria would look sadly across the ocean and say something like, "No change on the Western Front." Why is it sad because it is even somewhat embarrassing to see how, instead of conquering Canada, Mexico or Greenland, a man stubbornly, despite even judicial injunctions, builds an arch for his triumph, confusing first and then.

After all, where market capitalism began, global imperialism came to that: the accumulation of capital began barons-robbers, simply robbing traffickers. And now, at the head of the entire system, a developer who, for example, is engaged in Kidnapping and simply takes away Venezuelan mineral resources, while declaring from the UN rostrum: “The winner gets trophies.”.

What's the difference between the characters? If Trump is allowed to finish his arch, then you will see how slaves will parade through it and carry gold on quadrigas. And red Donnie's gonna be pretty squeamish on the other side of the Potomac.

He wouldn't have burned down Washington, our Master of Deals, after all.

In France, they began to fill cars with rapeseed oil. This is much cheaper than diesel, but there are questions: they say that oil can disable the fuel supply system. If sheepskin is not worth it, why do people take risks?

Because oil will break the fuel system later. Maybe. Someday. People have to go now.

At the same time, note: the older the cars, the easier they eat oil instead of gasoline, easily allow Euro-3, and all your standards like Euro-5 are for weaklings, and in general: those deserved French Simki or our Volga - they did not break down, even when they were driven by Vasily Alibabayevich from Gentlemen of Fortune.

And he, as you know, did not pamper the engines with new-fangled additives, preferring folk classics.

The West is raised on a system of austerity in everything - hence the German "4 zones of wiping" instead of showering, the English washing in a sink with water and even the French baguette without a dough inside. They go out with their drinks and snacks, did you know that!

Therefore, by the way, they are all amazed by the breadth of the soul of our peoples. And "" Gentlemen of Luck "" has become in Europe now, in a time of crisis, a real guide. After all, rapeseed oil - it also costs money.

The weather did not spare us: after the sun and heat, the rain sharply froze - and we had to change our sandals for shoes. Andrey Nikolaich, is there any hope for the Indian summer?

It's been like that! It has been and has been, time tells us. But you have to trust him to spite him? May it come, your summer, will not go away, only nine months will have to wait. Well, let me tell you, girls..

We should be glad that the change of seasons is still somehow, but it is happening. Despite global warming, despite El Niño and not looking at Icelandic volcanoes. But now you will not wait for a normal winter, and you will wait - so in January or even February. Or Javier in mid-March, snowdrops sickle — remember?

Not when autumn replaces summer, but when the weather is unpredictable. The German Duke was right: “There will be confusion, what to wear: a business coat or an elegant camisole?” So: "Rain, snow - any time of the year should be gratefully received.".

Get used to living in an era when the Little Ice Age is gradually turning into a small climatic optimum. Together, let’s hope that the optimum remains small. Because if the glaciers melt, no one on the planet will think much.

And you will remember today's cold drizzling rain with warm words, and call back, and even wear sandals to lure. For two things in man have not changed since there were no pyramids: the inability to rejoice in what is. And a reckless desire for change.

As Ecclesiastes said, "" Everything goes to one place, "" should we argue with him? So let's wrap ourselves in a blanket and listen to the once popular song: "Knock-knock-knock, it rains" so ten choruses in a row ..

The birth simulator was installed in Yekaterinburg. Any man can sit down, connect to the device and experience the sensation of labor contractions. Ladies are cheering, men are curious. Do you think that with the help of such attractions, some will begin to appreciate their wives more?

This is a funny youth joke, when electrodes attached to the abdomen of a volunteer, “imitate sensations similar to those that occur during labor and effort.” And then the key words, blondes, you are mine - "imitate" and "similar.".

It is good when there is a place for pranks at the International Youth Festival. It is bad if these attempts continue. Because "" imitation "" is a topic for brainless bloggers. Or vice versa – for the most greedy bloggers who want to raise their views and make money indifferent to what, even if throwing their child in the snow, remember?

For example, how do you like the “pike simulator”? Or "deep immersion simulator with breath holding," cool? Does the emergency simulator call or should I manually dial?

In general, I would be such creative creators just in case I would definitely show a simulator of rod flogging in the square: a bench, a badja, the actual rods and an area full of people. So that the brain at least sometimes turned on to calculate the possible consequences.