10 jokes about intermission

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is intermission.

1.

- Why are you wearing a jacket?

- Maybe I'll go to the theater.

- Then tell me why you're wearing sweatpants down there.

- Maybe I won't.

2.

The more expensive the cognac in the buffet, the more operatic the theater.

3.

There's a one-man theater in town tomorrow. The whole ticket is sold.

4.

There are no women who, going to the theater, would not hope that they themselves will be a little the subject of the spectacle.

5.

The third call in the intermission means: “Dear audience, at the buffet there is a theater!”.

6.

If you are tormented by an indomitable cough, you sneeze and blow your nose every three seconds, and medications do not help, go to a symphonic music concert or to the theater. Why? I don't know, but a lot of people do. Apparently it helps.

7.

Life is a theater where no one knows the script, but everyone climbs into the soufflers.

8.

- You know, in our theater staged such an unattended performance

- That's an understatement! When I called the cashier and asked what time it starts, they said, “When is it convenient for you?”.

9.

- Quiet! Overture!

- I hear from the overture!

10.

The Phantom of the Opera was lucky that he lived in the Paris theater and the French gave him such a pathetic name. We would call him "Opera Babai.".

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.