10 jokes about goats and other animals
Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” – goats and other animals
Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is goats and other animals.
1.
Have you ever wondered why the names of almost all domestic animals – goat, ram, sheep, chicken, cow, goose, rooster – are curses, and only a cat is a cute nickname?
2.
Two women talking:
- Your husband's horoscope?
- Asshole.
- There's no such sign.
- He's a rare goat.
3.
The girl calls her friend:
- I am writing a letter in verse to my beloved. Rhyme the word "goat.".
4.
Announcement
“The pet goat is missing. Special signs: stubborn, loves beer and goats, a ring on his right hand. He who returns home shall be rewarded.”.
5.
- Girl, can I pinch you?
- Go pinch the grass on the lawn!
6.
- Hello, taxi? Can I get a car?
- Luggage, animals?
- There'll be one goat.
Voice from the next room:
- Look at you, sheep!
7.
As much as a goat feeds, he still looks into someone else's garden.
8.
If you try to explain to a goat that he's a goat, it turns out he's also a ram.
9.
Two goats meet.
- Hey, asshole!
- Hello yourself!
10.
- You're an asshole!
- Who, am I an asshole?
- You don't look like an asshole!
- Who am I not?!
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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.
