10 jokes about cartoons and fairy tales

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is cartoons and fairy tales.

1.

Emelin oven is the first heated vehicle.

2.

The old man went to the blue sea, threw a net, got it, and there... Ice cream pollock at 850 per kg.

3.

His father had three sons: Neznayka, Znayka and Zaznayka.

4.

- Don't drink shit, Ivanushka. You'll be a mutant!

5.

Scheherazade told the sultan a new tale every night. So the series was born..

6.

When the stepdaughter collected the snowdrops, April handed her over to the police because the snowdrop is in the Red Book.

7.

A terrible fairy tale "Flower-allergic".

8.

Where did the mother of seven goats go for milk if she was a goat herself?

9.

“Does it really help?” asked the princess Nesmeyan.

10.

Seeing the sleeping princess, the prince appreciated her appearance and quietly came out of the bedroom with the words: "Let him sleep.".

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.