10 anecdotes about october

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is October.

1.

Annual fall cognitive dissonance: discrepancy between jokes about the distribution of squash and the price of squash in the supermarket.

2.

Neighbor threw out the tree in October. I thought it was a record holder, but it turned out to be a fool. This tree is artificial!

3.

October is January in the morning and May in the afternoon.

4.

- Eat the candy.

- Doctor, is it released in December?

- What do we have now?

October.

- Think of the future.

5.

Buying alcohol, the cashier asked for a passport. Is not wearing a hat in October enough?

6.

And in the nomination “Best October of the year” wins July.

7.

Chelyabinsk metallurgist Sidorov bought a calendar with naked women, and now he always has October in the toilet.

8.

On the last Sunday of October, many new Russians have trouble translating "shooters.".

9.

New superhero Student Man. He manages to accomplish as many feats in December as he should have done in September, October and November!

10.

First of October. It's been four months since you planned to start running in the morning.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.