10 jokes about autumn sickness

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is autumn sickness.

1.

I was wondering why I keep getting cold. And that's my soul, I guess!

2.

I thought I couldn't breathe without him. Turns out it was just a runny nose.

3.

A coughing girl was advised to drink chamomile. Now she coughs, doesn't cough, coughs, doesn't cough..

4.

A home phone call. Voice in the tube:

- Hello there! Why didn't Seryozha come to school today?

- He caught a cold.

- Excuse me, who am I talking to?

- With my father, of course.

5.

A man goes to a therapist. THOSE:

- What are you complaining about?

- A runny nose and weakness.

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6.

The mother feeds sick children chicken broth. Those, almost choke:

- Ma, how can broth cure a cold?

- There are so many antibiotics in it that you don't have to take pills!

7.

As experience shows, the best way to prevent influenza is a sincere desire to get sick.

8.

- Lucia, you have a cold and a cold voice.

- Oh, Zina, washed with air conditioning shampoo and here's the result.

9.

A cold in St. Petersburg is not a disease, it is a state of mind!

10.

From coughing in the tram people protect headphones. As long as I can't hear them coughing, I'm not afraid.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.