10 jokes about the vacuum cleaner

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is a vacuum cleaner.

1.

I told my kids I was afraid of vacuum cleaners, and now when they're mad at me, they start vacuuming. It may be a non-pedagogical approach, but I like it.

2.

Cleaned in headphones: the floor of the apartment was cleaned with the vacuum cleaner turned off.

3.

Today, I saw one of the fastest data channels live: 32 GB per second. The vacuum cleaner sucked in the flash drive.

4.

The bachelor is asked:

- Is your cat afraid of a vacuum cleaner?

- I don't know, he only lives for six months.

5.

Do you also apologize when you open the door to a room and grab your robot vacuum cleaner?

6.

Sociologists have found that lifting a thread from the carpet that the vacuum cleaner could not suck, 85% of men throw it back to give the vacuum cleaner another chance.

7.

The vacuum cleaner was invented by accident. One engineer noticed that his newest cat repellent was also good at pulling in dust.

8.

The manufacturer of household appliances, who guesses to teach a robot vacuum cleaner to bring slippers, cheerfully waving the cord of recharging, will conquer the world.

9.

Never try to put a whistle in a vacuum cleaner!

10.

- Why does your cat walk on the ceiling?

- The neighbors just have a big vacuum cleaner.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.