10 jokes about the sofa

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is a sofa.

1.

- Why are you on the couch all day?

- I'm not idle, I'm testing ergonomics!

2.

The sofa says to the chair:

- You're so small... You can't even be seen in the room.

The chair sighs:

- But I don't become the center of the universe on weekends.

3.

- Where you going?

- For a run.

- Why are you lying on the couch?

- It's a pre-launch warm-up.

4.

The couch is the only one in the house who is always happy to see me. He even hugs pillows.

5.

The sofa in the living room attracts everyone who entered the room, and does not let go until the evening.

6.

- Do you play sports?

Yes. I get up off the couch in the morning. It's strength training for willpower!

7.

In the instructions to the sofa in small print: "Do not use as a spaceship." But who reads the instructions?

8.

A sofa is such a homemade Zen. You lie down and you look at the ceiling and you realize that all the problems can wait another half an hour.

9.

1. Reading a motivational article;

2. You get some motivation;

3. All that motivated lying on the couch.

10.

It's time for a change in my life. In the evening I will sit on the TV and look at the couch.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.