10 jokes about quality

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is quality.

1.

The price/quality ratio was invented by the Chinese. Their prices are winning, and they cannot be divided by zero.

2.

Interview:

- Name the quality you think is the worst.

- Too direct.

- Strangely, I consider it a plus...

- I don't care what you think.

3.

In an interview at the Human Resources Department:

- And the last question is: name your negative qualities.

- Well, I get dumb sometimes.

- All right, you're in.

Where?

4.

Sometimes fracken Bock insidiously caught Carlson and used his propeller as a blender.

5.

The world champion in snake training was able to make the viper work for a month as a crowbar.

6.

Of sports competitions, it was suitable only for lifting weights, and then only as a weight.

7.

The buyer, dissatisfied with the quality of manure, could not find a suitable epithet to characterize the goods.

8.

Since people check the quality of sausage on cats, manufacturers are forced to add cat food to it.

9.

I'll give you a new pager for free. The quality is great!

10.

Spring. Washed the windows today. Now I have a yard in HD quality.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.