10 jokes about news on TV

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is news on TV.

1.

I miss the time when the main news on TV was that because of the transition to winter time, cows would not understand why they were milked an hour later and would worry.

2.

- What kind of ice cream was sold on the beach! In the evenings, the orchestra played here, remember Rio Rita? Here, young Komsomol members set up a date, and next to her grandmother sold flowers. It was here shortly before the bloody chainsaw murder..

3.

You may not watch TV, but you will deal with those who watch it.

4.

The easiest way to get on TV is with a slipper.

5.

Soviet scientists proved that turned off the TV never lies.

6.

If you have insomnia, just switch the TV to a women's talk show on some women's channel and count the sheep that call there.

7.

What? Where? When? is a very cynical program! Six intelligent, rich, intellectually developed peasants in expensive costumes sit at a round table and try to squeeze 5,000 rubles from a pensioner from Ivanovo.

8.

According to scientists, the opinion that is issued by journalists for the opinion of scientists is not the opinion of scientists.

9.

There are days when I sit in front of the TV all day. It's boring. But if you turn it on, it's even worse.

10.

Someone is happy that the neighbor died a cow, someone is sad with the neighbor. I don't care if my neighbor has a cow.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.