10 jokes about dads

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is the Pope.

1.

Typical conversation with my father:

- How old are you?

- Twelve.

- Twelve? I was sixteen when I was your age and I was working two jobs!

2.

There comes a time when your son brings girls you might like into the house.

3.

Father after son comes to kindergarten. They ask him:

- Which one is yours?

- Who cares? We'll take you back tomorrow.

4.

Do you want to go to the museum of Soviet things and life?

- Dad, I'm not going to the dacha again!

5.

- Dad, put the money on the card!

- How much?

- All you want!

- I don't want to.

6.

The father, helping his son do his homework, resents:

- You don't know the multiplication table!

The son reaches for the phone.

“I’m going to tell you why I need to know her if I have a calculator,” he said.

The boy opens a voice search:

- Multiplication table - what is it?

7.

Husband bathes baby, shouts from bathroom:

- Katya, he's eating foam!

In a few minutes:

- Katya, it's really good!

8.

Have you seen where this thing is to peel potatoes?

- Dad, she left you three days ago.

9.

Dear Fathers, teach your children to eat with your left hand. Then, sitting at the computer, they'll say thank you.

10.

- I don't understand your problems! The issue of smoking was solved simply. We were working in the garden with Dad, and he suddenly asked if I smoked. I didn't lie, I said yes. And he told me that I don't want to smoke, son. Well, I thought Dad was right, and I don't smoke anymore.

- It seems to me that you have erased the moment when you were hit with a shovel

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.