10 jokes about the start of the heating season

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is the start of the heating season.

1.

Show me where the crayfish winter. Tired of paying for heating.

2.

If the heating is turned off in your apartment, stand in the corner, there is always 90 degrees!

3.

Folk sign. It gets warm the next day after the house is heated.

4.

I used to dream that summer would not end, but now I dream that the heating would be turned on as soon as possible.

5.

I understand that the heating in the city will start when all pharmacies fulfill the plan to sell cough and cold remedies.

6.

Utilities Ukhryupinsk opened the phone hotline. Anyone who doesn’t have heat at home can get warm.

7.

Cold-cold-cold, dirt, turned off heating, hot-hot-hot, cold, dirt, turned on heating, cold-cold-cold. It's been a year.

8.

It is foolish to spend precious time on self-discovery, when at night you can knock on the heating battery and learn everything about yourself from your neighbors.

9.

Cold? Don't worry! When you get your heating bill, you're going to get hot.

10.

It was so cold tonight that the thermometer knocked on the window and asked to let him into the house.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.