10 jokes about sushi and rolls

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is sushi and rolls.

1.

Grandma, trying to eat in a sushi bar, knitted two sweaters.

2.

In the sushi bar:

- Would you please, salmon rolls and instead of wasabi, Chilean shit.

- Fuck you, not wasabi. Did I write it down correctly?

3.

In the Japanese national cuisine appeared a new dish called "USSR".

- That's one-sixth of the land.

4.

“Fucking rice!” is usually the end of any attempt to make sushi at home.

5.

For the Chelyabinsk beaumonde, sushi is a live carp wrapped in burdock.

6.

Husband coming home:

- What do we have for dinner tonight?

- Fish pilaf with cucumber. I wanted to make rolls, but it didn’t work out.

7.

Honey, I'm gonna roll your rolls!

8.

Is it possible to keep the passion in a relationship if my wife saw me finish the soy sauce left over from sushi?

9.

Only in a Russian restaurant, a combination of barbecue, sushi and pizza is possible not only in the menu, but also in one order.

10.

Are carrot rolls and dill mojitos middle class or not?

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.