10 jokes about Japan

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is Japan.

1.

- You know what makes sumo wrestlers different from ordinary Japanese?

- Let me guess: they eat with spoons!

2.

Is it possible to keep the passion in a relationship if my wife saw me finish the soy sauce left over from sushi?

3.

I don't know about Japan, but I'm the only one who has a tea ceremony is looking for a mug all over the apartment.

4.

A Russian grandmother, trying to eat in a sushi bar, knitted two sweaters.

5.

A cherry branch fell on the young Yamamoto's shoulders. Because you should have seen right!

6.

Japanese wisdom: an army of sheep led by a lion is stronger than an army of lions, led by a ram.

7.

When the Japanese sign, they come up with a new character.

8.

How did the Japanese, a non-drinking nation, invent karaoke?

9.

A Japanese woman meets a Russian. She:

- Sukashima.

He:

- Vasya's dog.

10.

And the Japanese eat with chopsticks. Even beer.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.