7 tamagotchi jokes

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is Tamagotchi.

1.

An announcement in the park: "Tamagochi walking without muzzle and leash is prohibited.".

2.

A real Japanese can be considered one who planted sakura, built a pagoda, and grew tamagochi.

3.

Tamagawk is a mixture of Tamagotchi with a dog.

4.

Twenty-year-old Anton was sorting through his things and found Tamagotchi. The starving monster killed the guy in ten minutes.

5.

Fitness bracelets are the same as Tamagotchi, except that the animal you care about is you.

6.

The Russian Tamagotchi was invented. Unlike the Japanese original, Russian, if not fed, swears.

7.

The Japanese company has released a new version of the game “Tamagochi”. The game is running Windows 95 and is called Tamagluchi.

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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.