7 jokes about knowledge gained from advertising
Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” – knowledge obtained from advertising

Today, the theme of the humorous collection “MK in Saratov” is the knowledge gained from advertising.
1.
Every girl in a bright dress carries a two-liter bleach in her purse.
2.
A good hostess always has dirty tile in the bathroom, rusty taps, kitchen stoves and toilets.
3.
People can talk to margarine.
4.
You can not clean, but knock with two sticks. There will be a muscular mist who will put everything in order.
5.
If two young children intentionally stain a hated white shirt, an aunt comes with powder.
6.
It is time to create a bill denomination of 99 rubles.
7.
Under the rim of the toilet live monsters and stage demonstrations.
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P.S. All jokes are made up. Coincidences with real people or events are random.



