How do the pelvis rattle? The almost finished script of the new series “Kovka “13 chairs”

If the famous “13 chairs” were to appear in our days, then surely one of the characters in it would be Mr. Pesevich. And if the Soviet TV program laughed at the employees of a Polish trust engaged in the production of musical pelvis, today we laugh without hesitation at the tricks of the President of the (former) Polish Olympic Committee, who (and he is not alone) cheated everyone with cryptocurrency (and not only with it).

Radoslav Pesevic on his way to court. It was not delivered to the Lexus LS 500h. Oh, I'll ride! Now the former president of the Polish Olympic Committee (PKOl), Radoslaw Pesevic, had a fondness for luxury goods and loved to surround himself with them. This passion eventually led to his arrest. The committee has already appointed another president, but the organization itself suffered from Radoslav Pesevich’s addiction to expensive cars: its current debt to the leasing company is 1.88 million zlotys, which is almost 500 thousand dollars.

The Polish Olympic Committee has rented a total of 30 cars. The most luxurious of them, of course, was used daily by the president himself. Renting this car cost 14,000 zlotys a month, and the committee’s new president, Marian Kmita, must have been horrified when he began looking at financial records. We are talking about a luxury car Lexus LS 500h, the price of which varies from 150 to 200 thousand dollars depending on the configuration. It was in this car that Radoslav Pesevich recently drove. The rest of the cars he gave to the federations, and today the Polish media is full of stories about what did it original: obedient received cars more expensive, obstinate – cheaper or nothing at all. The clock on the Pesevich chain was arrested in August in the bankruptcy case of the crypto exchange Zondacrypto, the damage from which is estimated at about 350 million zlotys (about 80 million euros). Clients of the platform lost access to their funds, and the management of the exchange fled abroad. Pesevich faces charges of corruption and influence trading. According to Polish journalists, the official received from the former head of Zondacrypto Przemyslaw Kral watch Patek Philippe Calatrava worth 40 thousand euros, as well as paid trips to Monaco and Bergamo. In exchange for gifts, Pesevich, using his connections in the Law and Justice party and government agencies, lobbied the interests of the crypto exchange before former Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki. He is also suspected that, knowing about the imminent collapse of the company, he used connections to early withdrawal of about 200 thousand euros from his crypto accounts, thereby satisfying his demands to the detriment of ordinary depositors. In April 2026, the Zondacrypto exchange completely disabled its website and applications, leaving customers without access to assets. The audit found that 99.7 percent of bitcoins on the exchange’s hot wallets disappeared. The total amount of debt to creditors is estimated at 432 million euros. And the further the investigation goes, the more interesting. The founder of the exchange Sylvester Sushki disappeared without a trace in 2022 (the investigation suspects a murder). CEO Przemyslaw Kral, who succeeded him, has been hiding abroad for a long time, but in August this year he made a deal with the investigation in Poland to commute the sentence in the fraud case. The investigation found that the money of Zondacrypto’s clients was illegally used to sponsor Polish right-wing political parties.

Taking into account the fact that the wife of Mr. Pesevich has already begun to appear in the case (she is suspected of money laundering through murky schemes of cooperation with PKOl), intrusive analogies with the heroes of “Kabachka “13 chairs” come to mind. It was his masters who had only one disadvantage - material. It was there that one caught himself lying and did not believe anyone else. Remember again, remember. “Who works on conscience, and who for other customers,” the director instructed all there. It was there that the watch was worn on the chain, and time still ran away. And it was in a TV Soviet zucchini that Pan Himalayansky once presented his not too original invention - a musical pelvis: Previously, jam was cooked in it, and when I dropped it from the stove - it thundered. I thundered, this place is important, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. And after much thought, I realized that you can thunder in the pelvis and not so

Half a century of these jokes, but it seems that nothing has changed in the minds of visitors to many Polish squash. Unless the zlotys became crypto-vulnerable.

HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO SPORTS?

Last October, Zondacrypto became the general sponsor of the Polish Olympic Committee. The agreement was designed until 2028, and the headquarters of PKOl even renamed the Olympic center Zondacrypto. It was planned that part of the awards to Polish athletes for the Winter Games-2026 will be paid in exchange tokens, but nothing was paid. The prizes were paid by the Polish Olympic Committee, reportedly taking money from other sources.